Misery on The Loose! How to Escape Misery’s Clutches Before it’s Too Late
Breaking Story Unfolds!
Misery has been spotted, it’s on the loose devouring its prey by draining all life from its host’s body.
Officials say it escaped at the beginning of time from a prison called Boundless Agony Of Perpetual Self Torture.
Officials also say that if you make friends with Misery, Misery will not let you go until your lifeless, empty and dead inside devoid of all positive energy and optimism.
Local officials who have encountered Misery on several occasions have described the following;
“Misery is a void, a black hole of loneliness!”
“Misery is like a vampire, once it bites into you it won’t let go until you’re completely drained of positive life saving energy. “
“Misery is a life sucking vampire of the worse kind.”
“Misery has been found cloaking itself as a friend, even as a family member, but rest assured they’re neither.”
“Misery is devoid of life saving optimism and positivity.”
My friend, you’ve been warned!
Befriend Misery at your own risk of self-annihilation.
Perspective and Optimism have been frantically at work trying to save as many as possible!
Not all have been able to escape the teeth of Misery.
Some have fallen prey, bled out and became lifeless and dead inside, their demise was imminent!
BUT there’s hope!
Some have been fortunate to be brought back to life after an encounter with Misery.
Here is what experts have to say,
“After years of research we have carefully developed a vaccine to help protect against the deadly infection of misery.”
They went on to tell us they have carefully selected and crafted a unique blend of ingredients that they’ve put into this life-saving vaccine.
They also informed us that upon taking this vaccine,
YOU MUST DO ONE LAST THING FOR THE VACCINE TO WORK,
Experts refer to this activator as the
‘Spark of Empowerment‘
They’ve summed up this ‘X-Factor‘ and ‘Spark of Empowerment’ in the following phrase,
“Change the way you think, change your world.”
This is Bradford Lee Mace reporting to you live from the front lines in the battle for your mind.
My hope and prayer are that you would be saved and escape the clutches of misery before it’s too late. Life’s too short to allow the infection of Misery to rob us of our life.
If you have any questions you’re welcome to email me.
And remember, my friend;
We are in this fight together, we will conquer this mind-altering sickness.
Bradford Lee Mace